Saturday, January 24, 2009

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Top 10 reasons Kindle reader won't replace print publications.


I am in love with my Amazon Kindle reader because it feels like a book, has access to 200,000 books, magazines and newspapers, it is the future but there are things that a Newspaper or magazine do a billion times better.



Top 10 reasons Kindle reader won't replace print publications.

10. Kindle Reader is useless when making anonymous notes for bank robberies and kidnappings.

9. If you line a bird cage with a Kindle reader the bird will get smarter and eventually try to take over the world.

8. If you run out of toilet paper Kindle Reader is no help what-so-ever.

7. Can't start a fire or bar-b-que with a Kindle Reader.

6. Awkward for Authors to sign.

5. Very hard to ball up.

4. Useless in house training puppies.

3. Can't hide face behind a Kindle reader when agents or enemies get on the same train car as you.

2. Kindle reader can't soak up spills.

1. If the puppy you are training pee's on the floor and you hit it on the nose with a Kindle Reader, it will never pee on the floor again. It will be dead.

What the hell is a Kindle Anyway?

Tuesday, January 20, 2009